Sunday, 17 May 2009

MARKED WITH AN 'X'


Elections get to me. Not just the results but the actual voting process itself. I have voted in every municipal, provincial, and federal election since my age deemed me eligible. And every single time I arrive at the polling station to vote, something uncontrollable overwhelms my emotions and I get a lump in my throat and teary-eyed. My reaction is a pure reflex response to which I do not completely understand and each time I am always a little startled by this reaction. There is something about walking into the community building and seeing an influx of all different kinds of people in the community making an effort to have their voices count. Seniors, young adults, frazzled Mom's, business people, etc, all taking the time to participate in democracy. It is something I value and the reaffirmation of seeing other people who also value it makes me feel emotional and grateful. Sure, I may not be pleased with the actual election results but I am proud and grateful that I live in a country that provides me with the opportunity to to practice democracy.

I have long wanted to be an actual part of the election day process and have often thought about volunteering to help out at a polling station. It was then with surprise several years ago a friend informed me that most of the positions are actual paid positions.
This past provincial election I was hired to be a Voting Officer. Voting Officer. Doesn't that sound official? I almost expected an uniform or cute perky hat to accompany the position. Voting Officer.

The training session was rushed with the trainer having too many people and too many topics to cover. I was also singled out as 'What NOT to wear on election day.'.................and without an accompanying $5000 Visa, and Stacey and Clinton's sage advice. What was the offending garment? My green (think bright green, like kelly green or green apple) jean jacket. Apparently it could influence voters to vote for ...............can you guess????!!!! (insert sarcasm) The Green Party. Or, gasp, imply that I was subtly but surely supporting The Green Party.

Election day arrived and I showed up at my polling station dressed in black with thermos, water, and food to begin a 15 hour day. Some people (actually many) found the day long but I enjoyed it.......I found the entire process interesting and with my book, sudokus, and crosswords, found the time went quickly. My partner (the Voting Clerk) was also very chatty and the hours sped by.

Election Day. It always makes me feel hopeful; seeing people care enough to vote. Even if they make a deliberate point to spoil their ballot they still have participated in democracy. Spoiled ballots are read and they do illustrate voter turnout.

Now, if I could just have a vote on who makes dinner..........................

Saturday, 16 May 2009

Addendum to The Elusive Floor 9

Some of you, (yes YOU, I know who you are, you know who you are.. let's not kid ourselves), may have thought that my difficulty with the Elusive Floor 9 at Passport Canada was more of a CathyEmily thing and less of real practical logistics problem. Let it be known that since then, I have had two very responsible people report to me that the situation is indeed as I described it. Okay, true, they may not have ridden the elevator aimlessly like I did, but neither one of them were approached by the many security officials to inform them of the Elusive Floor 9.

What have we learned from this?

1)Namely that the only visible difference between the security officials at Passport Canada and sleeping teenagers on a weekend morning is a bright yellow jacket

2) AND that my elevator does indeed go to the top floor.

No longer SCORE but "FORE"!!!!


What can I say?...That hasn't already been said ad nauseum all around town, in bars, coffee shops, staff lunch rooms, phone-in talk shows, in the paper, at my dinner table, etc,.

I really thought they were going to go all the way. I really did. I heard this voice that sometime speaks to me and I believed. I have been known to make life decisions based on that voice and now my entire world has been shattered knowing that the voice is not infallible. I should have turned up the volume on my iPod higher and instead listened to the soothing tunes of Carole King.

They did do though much better than I initially predicted they would: back in September I had proclaimed in a rather self-righteous-know-it-all fashion that not only would the Canucks not make the playoffs but they would end up in the bottom four of the NHL. Yes, that was me much to the disappointment of Corey, the true-blue (and green and white) fan in the family. He could not believe that not only did he have to endure a mother who sings along with the car radio but also who also vocally expressed doubt in the Vancouver Canucks ability.
I must say, I was delighted to be proved wrong and very pleased that they made it to Round Two of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

I am looking forward to next season.
And that voice? I only listen to it when it tells me I need chocolate.

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Poll Update

Oh man, what a tough crowd. I feel like the lone Canadian at a Sumo match looking for a Molsons, a warm toque, and Don Cherry. I see that my poll has yet to attract that elusive 4th blog reader. What do I have to do???? Drop off the friggin' doughnuts to your doorstep???? That'll never work 'cause:
A) I hate to drive
B) I am enough of a menace on the road without doughnuts to distract me
C) I don't even know if you actually like doughnuts because you haven't answered the damn poll
D) It truly is anonymous so I don't have an inkling who you are or where you live
E) I am too busy eating doughnuts (even if they aren't the infamous PNE kind)

There is still time to cast your vote!!!! Yes! Hurry! It will take only a moment! No need for any thought-provoking referendum for this style of voting....just one click and your valued opinion is recorded!

Look for NEW POLL coming SOON!

Saturday, 2 May 2009

A SLICE

WEIGHT LOSS

Corey lost 10 pounds this morning.
He got his haircut.

And the evil-witch-mother who forced him, lost 10 pounds this morning as well.
She cleaned out her purse.