A SLICE

A Lesson Not Fully Learned

Saturday, October 22/2011

2:30pm.

Bruno unloading groceries: Hey Cathy, I bought a treat that YOU will really like.

Cathy (guardedly excited) What???!!! What??? You do realize several rolls of the THREE-ply toilet tissue remain, right?

Bruno: No, not toilet tissue. GRAPE JUICE!!!

Cathy: The fermented kind right???? The kind that you have to be 19 or older to buy? That kind right???

Bruno: No, the Sun-Rype tetra pack kind.


...if Bruno had been Pavlov, the theory of Classic Conditioning NEVER would have been developed.