Sunday, September 26/20114:45pm.
Bruno unloading groceries: Hey Cathy, I bought a treat that YOU will really like.
Cathy (excitedly): What??? What?!!!
Bruno: THREE ply toilet tissue!
Long pause:
Cathy: Hey Bruno, in the future whenever you say 'treat' please ensure that the word 'chocolate' will be included in your next word or two.
