Monday, 26 September 2011

A SLICE

 Sunday, September 26/2011
4:45pm.

Bruno unloading groceries: Hey Cathy, I bought a treat that YOU will really like.

Cathy (excitedly): What??? What?!!!

Bruno: THREE ply toilet tissue!

Long pause:

Cathy: Hey Bruno, in the future whenever you say 'treat' please ensure that the word 'chocolate' will be included in your next word or two.

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