Kyle is my #1 son

I'd just like to inform the world that Kyle, my first born son, is my #1 son. I should get him a mug that says #1 Son. His calm and gentle nature make him always a treat to have over. He has the poise of Barak Obama, gentleness of the Dali Lama, righteousness of Clark Kent and virtue of Gandhi. I am gracious of his presence, and willingly and thankfully, offer any morsels of food, whether opened, canned, frozen or left over, as well as any books, or other miscellaneous items that I no-doubt will never use again. I would be honoured if he were to grace my attic with his presence and help himself to any object that he may desire.

Also, if there are any meat items in my freezer - especially sasuages - I invite him to cook them still frozen at his will.