To the Asshole with the 'Baby on Board' bumper sticker who came within inches of mowing me down as he Andretti-style raced through the pedestrian crosswalk I was in the middle of crossing: I was once a baby too, you moron, and your baby may one day be a child/teen/adult crossing the street when a jerk like you comes speeding through the crosswalk so SLOW the hell down.
