OH PUHLEEZE...............!!!!

I think we can all agree by now that I am no Little-Miss-Sunshine. Not unless she's become enraged at the sudden cloud burst that left her dripping wet with drops snaking down her neck, her new suede shoes tragically permanently ruined, and her french baguette sopping wet.

And we all know that I do not wear rose-coloured glasses. Nope, mine are Skeptical Grey with a twinge of Cynic Onyx.

So it was with multiple eye-rolls that I read the news that Brooke Shields* - - - rich, famous, beautiful - - - was sharing the glad tidings that she could still fit into the Calvin Klein's that she wore 30 yrs. at the age 15 in a highly successful tv and billboard campaign.

Uh huh. Just what I want to hear as I shop for Comfort Waist jeans at my local boutique.

Thanks for sharing Brooke. Now I have something to share with you: a non-refundable pass to a 24 hr. 'seminar' with Tom Cruise lauding the benefits of Scientology.

You can even wear your 30 yr. old Calvin Klein's to the class.
Enjoy

*http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/a-line/still-nothing-between-brooke-shields-and-her-calvins/626?nc