Irish based airliner Ryan-air has announced its plans to start charging passengers for using the bathroom on board. No we are not taking about putting the deep six on the Mile High Club but simply charging people for relieving their bladder. They plan to install slots on the outside of the lavatory doors that will accept coins or credit cards. Also planned is a reduction in the number of loos per plane to allow for more seats.
Boggles the mind doesn't it?
Apparently according to the executives it will ensure that fares stay reasonable. Uh-huh. Rrrrigghhttt.
The choice to fly at an admittedly lower rate but with increased chance of an urinary tract infection. Customer service anyone?
What's next? Charging for vomit bags, life jackets, and pillows?
I only hope they don't decrease leg room making it difficult for passengers to cross their legs when needed............
...and you certainly do NOT want to be consuming any prunes, chili, or cherries preflight.
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1 comment:
hehehe...who needs a trip to the washroom when your wearing depends..why...wear em before you board, get to feel what those diapers really feel like...kinda like a sneak preview to old age...and oh yeah...don't drink atleast four days before your flight, become dehydrated, end up in the hospital, miss your flight....no problems....be sure to send thank-you card to airline
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