Thursday, 23 September 2010

OH PUHLEEZE...............!!!!

I think we can all agree by now that I am no Little-Miss-Sunshine. Not unless she's become enraged at the sudden cloud burst that left her dripping wet with drops snaking down her neck, her new suede shoes tragically permanently ruined, and her french baguette sopping wet.

And we all know that I do not wear rose-coloured glasses. Nope, mine are Skeptical Grey with a twinge of Cynic Onyx.

So it was with multiple eye-rolls that I read the news that Brooke Shields* - - - rich, famous, beautiful - - - was sharing the glad tidings that she could still fit into the Calvin Klein's that she wore 30 yrs. at the age 15 in a highly successful tv and billboard campaign.

Uh huh. Just what I want to hear as I shop for Comfort Waist jeans at my local boutique.

Thanks for sharing Brooke. Now I have something to share with you: a non-refundable pass to a 24 hr. 'seminar' with Tom Cruise lauding the benefits of Scientology.

You can even wear your 30 yr. old Calvin Klein's to the class.
Enjoy

*http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/a-line/still-nothing-between-brooke-shields-and-her-calvins/626?nc
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gary said...

let see here...if you look closly at the pictures, it appears there is a set of legs, and brooks torso has been "joined" to these legs...bet they air brushed the heck outta that picture...trimmed 50 pound off her torso, and in the process have banked big $$$$$ becuase we are SO gullable we want to believe...give me sweats and do i really care i can't fit into the size i wore 30 years ago....nope...

26 September 2010 at 22:27

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