1. What is just as lousy as chewing gum to get in your hair?
Toothpaste.
2. How does a 50+ yr.old woman get toothpaste in her hair?
Surprisingly easy.
3. Would 4 out of 5 dentists approve toothpaste as a hair product?
No. But 100% of CEO's at Crest and Colgate think it warrants further study.
4. If a toothpaste cap rolls off the counter, will someone voluntarily pick it up?
Without swearing after they have stepped on it with barefeet at 3 am?
I think we all know the answer to that one.
5. Shouldn't it be called teethpaste?
Only if meece were to use it.
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